Return of the King

That’s right. I’m back. What is more important is that I have nothing to say really. It has been awhile and I’ve lost my commitment because there’s truly no real purpose as to why I’m blogging. But let’s get to the news because that’s what you’re here for, right?

It’s actually a movie review. The movie is 3:10 To Yuma and it’s absolutely fantastic. It’s a Western movie starring Russell Crowe and Christian Bale. If you’ve not seen it, then you don’t know what you’re missing. Christian Bale is ridiculously cool in this movie.

Essentially, it’s about cowboys killing each other, but what a way to go. Christian Bale plays a poor war veteran who is trying to maintain his farm as well as his family. Russell Crowe plays one of those bad boy gangsters. He kills Christian Bale’s family and destroys his farm. Christian Bale is out for revenge. He has this epic duel with Russell Crowe and his gang. It’s like 1 versus 20 and Bale kills them all. It’s like head shot, head shot, head shot… and then he finally confronts Crowe. Of course, Crowe being the bad guy, he has to die at the end, so they duke it out and Bale kills Crowe. And then, it ends.

To be honest, none of that really happened. I was about ten minutes into the movie and my sister and her friends came over. She kicked me off so that she could watch 27 Dresses for the third time. Katherine Heigl is quite attractive, but I’m more drawn to Christian Bale and his cool handlebar mustache.